{"id":32,"date":"2011-11-17T21:34:34","date_gmt":"2011-11-17T21:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/?p=32"},"modified":"2011-11-18T06:46:18","modified_gmt":"2011-11-18T06:46:18","slug":"made-from-the-purest-white-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Made from the purest white snow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/02122010707.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"33\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/?attachment_id=33\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/02122010707.jpg?fit=1200%2C1600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1200,1600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"02122010707\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/02122010707.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/02122010707.jpg?fit=490%2C653&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-33\" title=\"02122010707\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/02122010707.jpg?resize=490%2C653&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"653\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/02122010707.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/02122010707.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/02122010707.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/02122010707.jpg?w=980&amp;ssl=1 980w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Picture originally posted at the <a href=\"http:\/\/angrywilson.blogspot.com\/2010\/12\/snow.html?zx=1498ed953bfc7a7a\">Angry Wilson Blog<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Myself and a dear friend Sanjeev spent a good half an hour, maybe more carving a highly detailed penis and scrotum from nothing but purest white snow.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Picture originally posted at the Angry Wilson Blog. &nbsp; &#8220;Myself and a dear friend Sanjeev spent a good half an hour, maybe more carving a highly detailed penis and scrotum from nothing but purest white snow.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-snow-penis"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/63"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}