{"id":49,"date":"2011-11-18T06:20:09","date_gmt":"2011-11-18T06:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/?p=49"},"modified":"2011-11-18T06:45:22","modified_gmt":"2011-11-18T06:45:22","slug":"first-snow-penis-of-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"First snow penis of 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/collegehumor.c5c3c444875aa237dc27b244a86740c6.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"50\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/?attachment_id=50\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/collegehumor.c5c3c444875aa237dc27b244a86740c6.jpg?fit=600%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"collegehumor.c5c3c444875aa237dc27b244a86740c6\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/collegehumor.c5c3c444875aa237dc27b244a86740c6.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/collegehumor.c5c3c444875aa237dc27b244a86740c6.jpg?fit=490%2C653&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-50\" title=\"collegehumor.c5c3c444875aa237dc27b244a86740c6\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/collegehumor.c5c3c444875aa237dc27b244a86740c6.jpg?resize=490%2C653&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"653\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/collegehumor.c5c3c444875aa237dc27b244a86740c6.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.snowpenis.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/collegehumor.c5c3c444875aa237dc27b244a86740c6.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Originally posted at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/picture\/3165869\/first-snow-penis-of-08\">CollegeHumor.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My friend and I had a pretty boring new years so when the ball dropped we ran out on the lake and made a fresh new snow penis!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally posted at CollegeHumor.com &nbsp; &#8220;My friend and I had a pretty boring new years so when the ball dropped we ran out on the lake and made a fresh new snow penis!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-snow-penis"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snowpenis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}